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Eijiro Dictionary is one of my favourite learning tools, although I sometimes question its content… here are some very funny example phrases I found when looking at the 何 kanji:

• 何？！まさか、そんなこと。コンドームだって毎回使ったし！
  "No, no way. I used a condom every time!"
• 何？！何があったの？奥さんが私たちのこと知ってしまったの？
  "What happened? Your wife found out about us?"
• 何？！畜生、自分を何様だと思ってんだよ！？やつ、いくつ？結婚してたよね？
  "What?! Who the hell does he think he is!? How old is he anyways? Isn’t he married?"
• 何、このにおい？
  "What’s that smell?"

I hope these won’t be useful to anyone LOL